Sunday, April 9, 2006
A mixture of the old and the new this week. Old in terms of classics and new in terms of new material.
Sunday, April 9th
MTV, 9pm - Meet the Barkers
Season two of MTVs latest celebrity reality success gets underway.
Following a well-trodden path of the dysfunctional Osbournes and the
now divorced Newlyweds, with those very "blond" moments from
Jessica Simpson,
we now have, well, pretty average Barkers! Travis Barker, the Blink 182
drummer, and his gal
Shanna Moakler - our main reason for focusing on
this programme. Yes, its an anything but ordinary life that they lead,
but what did you expect? It helps pass half an hour. Particularly
Shanna, an actress and former Miss USA and Playboy babe, who gives us
plenty of fine opportunities of different ways of viewing her
magnificent chest!
Another former Playboy babe with a new show is
Pamela Anderson.
"Stacked" - an ex- party girl who seeks out a new life in a book shop!
Paramount are promoting it big-time over here, on Thursdays at 9pm, but
I have to admit I haven't bothered with it at all so far.
Channel 5, 11.10pm - Porky's
Dubbed the "Daddy", or should that be "Grandaddy" by now, of teen sex
comedies. A group of boys get thrown out of their local strip joint and
vow to get revenge. A young
Kim Cattrall is among the cast.
Men & Motors, 11pm - Pop Goes Porn
Could be interesting. A look at how porn has broken into mainstream
popular culture while also becoming a multi-billion dollar worldwide
industry.
Tuesday, April 11th
Sky One, 8pm - Vroom Vroom
The new motoring programme on Sky, where Top Gear meets Brainiac - if
you like!So what the hell is it doing in this column you ask? Simple,
my reply, "
Lisa Rogers". This sexy, intelligent lady with a nice body
is back on our screens again - which is always a good thing - as one of
the shows presenters. Lisa starred in Lock, Stock (brief, but nudity)
and many mens magazine pictorials and has stripped down to a bikini, in
the past, on other presenting duties. Basically, watch it for her to
start off with and then see if it entertains and informs!
Wednesday, April 12th
Channel 4, 11.05pm - Hunting Emmanuelle
Part of a series of films on Channel 4, this one examining the cultural impact of the 70s porn franchise.
Friday, April 14th
Playboy One, 1.50am - Playboy Babes
Kathy Lloyd Celebrity Special. Another chance to see this beautiful former Page 3 girl in all her glory, well worth it!
Saturday, April 8, 2006
While his brother Prince William will be celebrating the end of his first term at Sandhurst by hosting a Bond bash, Prince Harry had his own wild way to finish his stint at the academy.
Harry and pals paid a Russian lap dancer girl called Margo 60 pounds for a private lapdance as they celebrated the end of officer training at a lapdancing club.
The fee included a glass of bubbly each, and Harry, and the four other Sandhurst cadets, gave Margo a big round of applause.
Another stripper said Harry made a beeline for Margo after being wowed by the size of her breasts.
“Margo wasn’t bothered whether he was a prince or not, to her he was just another punter. Harry was great fun and was very chatty and even talked to her about his girlfriend Chelsy, " she was quoted by the Sun, as saying.
"He went off and had a dance with Margo and afterwards she told me how Harry put his head between her boobs and laughed as she jiggled them.
Margo is not the prettiest girl in the club but she knows what she is doing. Harry and his mates certainly enjoyed themselves,” ahe added. "When it was over they were grinning like Cheshire cats,” a source said.
However a Clarence House spokesman said: “We have no comment to make.”
Saturday, April 8, 2006
A massive picture of Desperate Housewives star
Eva Longoria, so big it can be seen from space, is gracing the dusty desert outside Las Vegas.
Maxim magazine has recreated an old cover image of the sexy star on a 33-metre-by-23-metre vinyl-mesh screen to celebrate its 100th issue.
The picture, which is so big that satellites are able to photograph it from space, took nine workers more than 15 hours to build.
It can be seen on Google Earth.
Asked about the huge picture Longoria said "I guess space is no longer the final frontier. I am flattered, to say the least, to be TV's Sexiest Earthling."
Friday, April 7, 2006
A federal judge in Detroit signed an order preventing the Kid Rock sex video from ever seeing the light of day, his lawyer said Wednesday.
"The order basically amounts to the defendants throwing in the towel," Troy lawyer Michael Novak said a day after U.S. District Judge John Feikens signed an order prohibiting anyone from disseminating the tape.
Novak said David Joseph and World Wide Red Light District, which agreed to the order, are holding out hope that they can strike a deal with Rock to permit the release of the tape, "but that's never going to happen."
Rock sued last month after the California porno site announced plans to market the video. It shows Rock, several women and former Creed singer Scott Stapp having fun on a concert tour bus near Miami in 1999.
Stapp and one of the women also sued to block the release of the tape, which Stapp said had been stolen.
Thursday, April 6, 2006
Janet may have had her own Nipplegate, now Tomb Raider: Legend publisher Eidos joins the fray. The game’s US release date of April 11th has been moved back after someone had posted textures of the game to a forum clearly showing nipples on a bare breast.
The game contains a chapter set in Tokyo, where several women are dancing in the distance. To keep it simple for the animators they had initially modeled all the women naked, so they could simply drape different dresses around them later. Why the breasts were there complete with nipples initially I don’t want to know, but the funny thing is that the developers did their work right: in the final version of the game that part of the texture is not even mapped to any points in the meshes. Translation for the less-technical people is that it is beyond impossible to see the breast in-game, you can only see it when you are ripping textures out of the game’s files.
What this all means is that because of America’s well-known hypocrisy towards nudity (half the population sucks on nipples frequently for the first few months of their life but then you aren’t allowed to see them for 18 years), Eidos has issued a fix to be applied to the game’s files and take the few days delay this causes for granted. US Xbox owners need not have hope of getting their forgotten intro movie after all since only the PC version is being fixed: it’s not possible for Joe Average to extract textures from the console versions. Thus whether the other versions also suffer from the delay is unknown.
Thursday, April 6, 2006
Reality television star and singer
Jessica Simpson is reportedly in talks to star in the movie version of the television series 'Baywatch'.
According to reports, Simpson is set to take on the role of CJ Parker, the lifeguard played by
Pamela Anderson in the original series.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "Jessica really caught the eye in 'The Dukes of Hazzard' film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role."
According to reports, David Hasselhoff, who shot to fame in the television series, has not signed on to star in the movie yet, but producers are reportedly hoping that he will reprise the role of Mitch Buchannon.
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Nude girls from movie Hostel
Here are few nudes of Slovak girls Jana Kaderabkova and Barbara Nedeljakova from movie Hostel and a few nudes from unknown girls.
Hostel is one of may favorite horror movies I’ve seen
recently. How does s3py define favorite, you might ask. Well s3py doesn’t fall
asleep during the movie. Contrary to most of Slovaks, who resent this movie by portraying
their country like some undeveloped third world country in a war, only thing I
can resent is, that I’ll never be able to travel and stay in hostels around the
world with ease from now on.
If you like horror movies you should definitely see this one, there’s plenty of sex and torture in the
movie for everyone. Movie begins in Amsterdam
with main characters visiting prostitutes in famous red light district. Then
they movie to outskirts of Bratislava
in Slovakia,
where they stay at the Hostel full of young beautiful girls ready to have sex and
party all the time. That’s when the horror part starts and sex part ends so I’ll
end with the story line here.
Hostel was directed by well known horror movie maker Eli Roth,
who also made Cabin Fever, and under executive
producer list you’ll find non other than Quentin Tarantino.
Here are few pictures of Jana Kaderabkova, Barbara
Nedeljakova and a few nude girls from red light district I wasn’t able to identify. If you have any clue who they might be drop a comment or a feedback.
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
Jessica Alba's dispute with Playboy is over. The 24-year-actress has dropped demands the magazine pull its March issue after receiving a letter of apology from Hugh Hefner.
Alba was upset because she had not agreed to be on the cover. Playboy also made donations to two charities Alba supports.
"Hef felt bad that Jessica was upset and apologised for unintentionally hurting her feelings," said Playboy spokeswoman Lauren Malone.
On the March cover, Alba was shown in a bikini next to the headline "25 Sexiest Celebrities". Alba's attorneys said Playboy used the photo meant to promote Into the Blue without her consent.
Wednesday, April 5, 2006
The multi-faced young actress,
Scarlett Johansson, is slated to play a more demanding role, that of Napoleon Bonaparte's 14-year-old love interest in the new film 'Napoleon and Betsy', according to Life Style Extra (UK).
The sexy blonde/brunette/redhead, 21, is going to appear as the teenage daughter of an English captor who held the French emperor when he was exiled in 1815.
Napoleon was said to be smitten by sweet little Betsy, despite the fact he was 32 years older than her. Unfortunately, producers refuse to say whether their star will go the distance and actually show a sexual relationship with Napoleon. The role of emperor has not yet been cast, but we already know he's the envy of Hollywood.
To add fuel to the titallating fires, Scarlett's boyfriend Josh Hartnett recently came out with a not-so-subtle hint that the pair have "tantric sex", which involves meditating while having intercourse to achieve a mind-blowing orgasm. Hartnett says it's incredible once you get the hang of it.
He revealed: "A really dirty friend of mine gave me a book on tantric sex for my birthday. I studied it to see what all the fuss was about. It's not easy, but it's all good."
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Cameron Diaz is celebrating after winning statutory damages in her long legal battle with imprisoned photographer John Rutter, who attempted to sell illegal topless photos of the actress. The star sued Rutter in 2004 over images - both moving and still - of Diaz taken over 10 years ago before she hit the Hollywood a-list after starring in The Mask.
According to court papers, Rutter attempted to sell the images back to Diaz for $3.3 million and when she refused, he threatened to sell them to a European advertising firm for $5 million. In response, Rutter filed a $10 million suit against Diaz, claiming she expressed an interest in purchasing the shots and lured him into a trap.
Rutter was promptly arrested and was imprisoned following his conviction of felony charges of forgery, perjury and attempted grand larceny. Diaz's publicist Brad Cafarelli has confirmed the actress was awarded damages by a Los Angeles judge last month. The judge has ruled the sexy images will never been seen, after granting a permanent injunction on any sale, license or use of the shots and video.