Sunday, March 26, 2006
Sunday, March 26th
Bravo, 10pm (or an hour later on +1, if you're like me and find it clashes with Rescue Me!) - Alias
So, this is it. Season five, the final season of sexy spy drama Alias,
starring
Jennifer Garner. As I said, last week, make the most of
things, 'cause by all accounts this season-its Jen and "bump" as shes
had her pregnancy written into the script (so less sexy underwear and
bikini shots I fear-boohoo!) The original episode order has been scaled
down too apparently, but we are promised a "big finish" for this once
mighty show.
Sky Movies 2, 9.30pm - Closer
Seduction and lust and featuring
Julia Roberts and
Natalie Portman.
Apparently, the bits we'd really like to see of Nat on this site no
longer exist...excuse me...DAMN!
Wednesday, March 29th
Playboy One, 4.30am - Playboy's Babes
Admittedly a little early, but the description reads rather interesting
- "From The Real World to Survivor, your favourite small-screen stars
have extended their moment in the limelight by posing for Playboy". On
for an hour, could be good.
Thursday, March 30th
Playboy One, 1.30am - Playboy's Babes
Part one of former Playmate of the Year-turned-movie star
Shannon Tweed.
Channel 4, 10pm - Basic Instinct
The new film has a tough act to follow the 1992 original, although
Sharon Stone still looks very good from what little I personally have
seen of the trailers so far. Here is the original, with Sharon in
almost every possible naked pose you could dream of throughout, plus
that superb bit when
Jeanne Tripplehorn (great name!) has her top
opened and her bra yanked out the way, before some serious feasting on
her gorgeous wobbling globes, in Paul Verhoeven's thriller of a cop who
gets dangerously close to a bisexual murder suspect.
Sky Cinema 2, 9pm - 5x2:Cinq Fois Deux
A premiere of a sexy, original French drama from the director of
Swimming Pool, which you can catch again straight after (at 10.35pm) on
the same channel, which stars
Charlotte Rampling and
Ludivine Sagnier
in this sexually explicit French drama.
Saturday, April 1st
Sky Movies 1, 11.25pm - Stealing Beauty
You'd be an April Fool to miss
Liv Tyler as a young American girl
experiencing a sexual awakening one summer in Tuscany. Beautifully
shot, beautiful actress. Especially arousing when she slips her white
panties off in one scene.
Saturday, March 25, 2006

Daniel Craig and his gorgeous French costar,
Eva Green, are reported to be appearing nude in some steamy scenes in the upcoming Bond flick 'Casino Royale'
An "insider" has reported that James Bond (Craig) and double agent Vesper Lynd (Green) strip down for a full-frontal on a yacht and enjoy some skinny-dipping.
"Another scene is set in a hotel room," said the insider. "The script simply says: 'Bond and Vesper make reckless love and destroy the room.' It's frenzied and very, very passionate. Bond fans won't have seen anything like it before.
Craig is not a newcomer to on-screen nudity. He can be seen to full advantage in the 1998 biopic of British painter Francis Bacon, 'Love is the Devil.' Well at least the actor has learned his lesson when it comes to negotiating his nude scenes.
Craig once agreed to do a scene naked in 2000's 'Some Voices' after a night of boozing with the director. "The lesson is, never get drunk with directors," said Craig about the incident.
In the case of 'Casino Royale,' Craig didn't need any alcoholic incentive. "I have told bosses I'm prepared to do a full frontal scene," said Craig. "I'm not shy and Bond wouldn't be shy about it either.
Friday, March 24, 2006

Former 'X Files' star
Gillian Anderson is set to go topless on the big screen. The beautiful red-head will bare her breasts in new British revenge thriller, 'Straightheads'.
An insider said: "There are two sex scenes... one more graphic than the other. There's quite a bit of sick violence thrown in as well."
The film - about a middle-class couple who go on a violent spree after being attacked in a country lane - is due out in the UK later this year.
Meanwhile, Anderson admits she has struggled to secure new acting roles since leaving Hollywood for the UK. The actress admits she was left frustrated by her agent's failure to secure any new roles for her at last month's Golden Globe Awards.
She said: "My agent was trying to tell everyone I had done 'Bleak House' for the BBC but no one cared. In Hollywood, you are only as good as the last thing you were in and it's been a while since I've been in anything."
But Anderson admits she's is keen to go back to her 'X Files' roots. She revealed: "David Duchovny and I and creator Chris Carter are determined to do another. Hopefully, by the time we actually do it, whenever that is, people will still give a damn."
Thursday, March 23, 2006

By now you all probably know that the leading Bond Girl role
went to French actress
Eva Green. I checked the cast list at IMDB for Casino Royal, the new
Bond movie, and
saw two new bond girls in
the cast, Italian actress
Caterina Murino
and Bosnian actress
Ivana Milicevic.
You can see Caterina Murino nude in a French movie Des jours
et des nuits where she shows her nice booty and there’s also a short glimpse at
her big breasts during a sex scene. She also appeared in a see through bra and
bikini in another French movie L’Amour
aux trousses
When I was looking
for movies and magazines with Ivana Milicevic nude I found several nude
artistic pictures labeled Ivana Milicevic, they were all from a play La pueder
des icebergs. It turns out there’s another actress that goes by the name of Ivana
Milicevic and you can check a video clip from a nude play La pueder des
icebergs here. Small warning, there are lot of nude man running around at the beginning
of the clip but it’s still funny video to see. Anyway back to the Bond girl Ivana
Milicevic. You could see her recently in a movie Just Like Heaven, where she
played a hot and horny neighbor of Reese Witherspoon. What caught my attention was her breast size
either she was wearing some new version of a wonder bra or she recently had an appointment
with plastic surgeon. Well If you ask me It’s not her boobs that needed the
work it’s her nose that could use some attention of the plastic surgeon.
Here are some pictures of new Bond Girls nude from various movies except for Ivana who hasn't done any nude scene so far but apparently she will appear nude in two of her upcoming movies, maybe that's the reason for new boobs.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Elizabeth Hurley had a steamy affair with Tom Sizemore while she was still with Hugh Grant, the Saving Private Ryan actor has claimed.
The 44-year-old hellraiser alleges the beautiful actress enjoyed several nights of passion with him in 1992 as the pair filmed Passenger 57 - during Liz's 13-year relationship with Hugh.
Sizemore - who claims to have bedded over 2,000 women - told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "Liz is as sexy as it gets - a wild woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it.
"I fell totally head over heals in love with her. Hugh was back in London and I really thought I'd win her over. It gave me great pleasure thinking of Hugh's smug, handsome face every time I was in bed with his girlfriend!"
Sizemore says their alleged relationship fizzled out after Liz decided she still wanted to be with Hugh.
The 'Black Hawk Down' actor - who claims he celebrated his 40th birthday by bedding 40 women in one night - also enjoyed a raunchy night with Paris Hilton, after meeting at a party.
He said: "Her body is to die for. She has these long smooth legs and the most perfect boobs I've ever seen. We kissed and stroked every last inch of each other. We couldn't get enough."
Tuesday, March 21, 2006

A judge ruled on Thursday that she needs more information before weighing in on a motion by "US Weekly" magazine to dismiss a $20 million libel lawsuit filed against it by
Britney Spears.
Spears filed the $10 million lawsuit against US Weekly magazine over an article that asserted Spears and her husband Kevin Federline shot a sex tape of themselves.
The article, "Brit & Kev: Secret Sex Tape? New parents have a new worry: racy footage from 2004," claimed that Spears and Federline showed it to their lawyer and expressed fear that "...a member of their entourage has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two..."
Us Weekly magazine reported that a member of Spears's entourage reportedly copied one of the couple's personal video tapes -- allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston but before she "looked pregnant".
"He has threatened to release raunchy footage" to the highest bidder the magazine had stated.
The suit, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, claims that the article, which ran in the October 17, 2005 issue, is an "outrageous fabrication."
Monday, March 20, 2006
Season six of The Surreal Life premiered yesterday. The
female cast includes ex model and husband beater Tawny Kitaen, Playboy model
Andrea Lowell and a wannabe female Alexis Arquette.
You might remember Tawny Kitaen as a hot redhead from several Whitesnake
videos. She was even married to David Coverdale, lead singer of Whitesnake, for
a couple of years. In 2002 she was arrested for beating up her second husband,
baseball player Chuck Finley, and her mug shot became an instant classic.
Andrea Lowell is apparently a Playboy model she was featured in several special
editions of Playboy magazine but to my knowledge she was never a playmate. She has her own website you can check out her natural breasts if you click on a free
tour link on her website. There are several topless photos of her under free tour.
Alexis Arquette is actually a man but calls himself transgender, a woman trapped
in a man's body. He's from the famous Arquette family that includes Patricia,
Rosanna and David. On the show he's the second hottest female just after Andrea
Lowell. He actually looks hotter than Tawny only drawback might be his lower
lip, he should try to inject collagen in his lips and not into his chin next
time he's at the plastic surgeon
Male cast of The Surreal Life includes Stewe Harwell, Sherman Hemsley and C.C.
Deville.
Here are some pictures of Tawny Kitaen nude flashing a paparazzi when she was
still dating non other than O.J. Simpson. And Andrea Lowell nude from a
BetUS.com Swimsuit DVD
Monday, March 20, 2006

‘Desperate Housewives’ star
Eva Longoria has revealed that her basketball player boyfriend Tony Parker was so inexperienced in the bedroom that she had to take on the role of the teacher when it came to their sex lives.
The sexy Latina, who shot to fame playing the sultry Gabrielle Solis on the hit American TV show, said that she had to be the more dominant partner in their relationship because Tony had only slept with one woman before meeting her.
“Tony’s only been with one other person in his life. I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love,” Contactmusic quoted her, as saying.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Previous week was marked by a couple of paparazzi finds.
First paparazzi caught Kelly Brook nude at some beach in Mexico. Although Kelly
recently said she regrets ever becoming a topless model, luckily for us, she
doesn't mind going topless when she's on vacation with her fiancé Billy Zane.
This was a second time this year she was caught naked at the beach wearing only
a bikini bottoms and showing off her 32E breasts.
Second big paparazzi story of the week were pictures of Melissa Theuriau nude
swimming. Melissa is a hot French journalist at French news station LCI.
There are lots of Melissa Theuriau fan sites so you shouldn’t have any
problems finding pictures of her on the net.
An update that took me quite some time last week was Lorissa McComas page at nudography.
She is one of the cutest models and softcore porn b-movie stars. Since she appeared
nude in movies, magazines (such as Playboy, Celebrity Sleuth, Penthouse), various photoshoots for websites her page still
needs a lot of work. Lorissa even appeared in several hardcore porn movies. At
the time of shooting she was promised that the movies were for private viewing
pleasure of a wealthy benefactor by the name of Vinnie. I think all together
there are three lesbian porn movies with Lorissa The Strap-on Adventure and Tasty Freeze with Julie K Smith and The Back Door with Marilyn Miller.
Now you can even order hardcore videos of Lorissa McComas and other famous
models and b-movie stars that were only meant for private viewing at The Purrfect Productions
Videos web site
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sunday, March 19thFor me, Sky One has a winning line-up for Sunday nights with decent entertainment and some nice looking ladies - with Dream Team, 24 and then Rescue Me, all with a strong, past track record - however, this week it comes in for some stiff competition...
Channel 4, 10pm, The Hole
An early
Keira Knightley flash of nudity. Also starring
Thora Birch, who, with a couple of friends, lure a bloke Birch fancies to an old bomb shelter, but things don't go well. Ah, and it sounded so promising...
BBC Four, 9pm-12.30am, Lady Chatterley
If you didn't have access (or more likely couldn't stay up half the night!) for the re-runs on Artsworld, well, here's an even better opportunity to see Ken Russell's steamy adaptation, starring
Joely Richardson, again with all four parts in just one evening.
FX, 11pm, Kalifornia
Fairly gruesome, early Brad Pitt vehicle, also starring
Juliette Lewis. It also includes a rather dark, in terms of lack of lighting, sex scene involving
Michelle Forbes, who developed a bit of a following on Star Trek:The Next Generation as a "stuff the rule book" officer. She can also currently be seen in a Battlestar Galactica special two parter, currently halfway through, on Tuesday night at nine on Sky One - where, so far, her ship appears to have comeback and taken over the fleet of survivors.
Bravo, 10pm, Alias
Quite a week for those who appreciate the curves of
Jennifer Garner, but make the most of it! First, this opportunity to see the climax of season four, including her sister
Mía Maestro (whose sweet ass I still dream about from Frida!) Plus, you can also catch this weeks Sky Movies premiere of Jen again, in Elektra at 8pm on Sky Movies 2 on Tuesday.
Also this week, some superb re runs on Playboy One,
Thursday, 1am -
Jenny McCarthy: The Playboy Years
Friday, 4.05am - Babes of Baywatch - Part One
Finally, for this week, have you caught
Pinks new, controversial video on FHM TV? In it, she pokes fun at some familiar faces, putting her points across and her tongue in cheek and still pulling off looking sexy herself! (...carrying a little weight doesn't bother me!) Personally, I have to admit Ive struggled with
Paris Hilton a little bit ever since I saw the South Park episode!
