Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Photographer David LaChapelle has hit pop sisters
Jessica Simpson and
Ashlee Simpson with a $10,000 bill after they cancelled a raunchy photo shoot for Rolling Stone magazine last year (05).
LaChapelle has also attacked the sisters, insisting they are talentless and symptomatic of everything wrong with modern culture.
The 37-year-old was left fuming when Jessica and Ashlee walked away from his high profile shoot and agreed to pose for Blender magazine instead.
He tells PageSix.com, "They're everything that's wrong with music.
"Out of everything combined, they're everything wrong with culture, and everything wrong with art, and what we think of as art and musical culture - in one family!
"We were going to try and make the Simpsons look cool. I realise now that is an impossible task."
However, the Simpson sisters insist they only ditched LaChapelle because his outrageous demands were unsettling and made them feel nervous.
A friend tells PageSix.com, "He started making demands that made her uncomfortable telling her the shot was going to be down and dirty and in a bar with snakes like she was
Paris Hilton.
"She has to protect her image - and he was going to kill it. They had no idea they were going to be attacked like that.
"And now to get a $10,000 bill? No way are they ever going to pay that. He will not see a dime from them. They didn't sign any contracts."
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Sunday, February 12thMore4, 10.10pm - Scandal
Joanne Whalley and
Bridget Fonda in the story of the Profumo affair, which took down a government. Pity though, that with a film about a story as explosive as this was, it depends which version is shown and then you have to contend with the dreaded use of "body doubles".
Also shown an hour later on More4+1, Channel 4s new service, plus again on both these channels on Friday night.
Monday, February 13thArtsworld, 1.10am - Lady Chatterley
All that, in stark contrast to the classic DH Lawrence story, adapted here in the early 90s by Ken Russell and featuring very steamy performances by Sean Bean and the beautiful
Joely Richardson. This being the second of four parts, you'd better catch up quick!
e4, 9pm - Smallville
Our story so far ... First, I tell you Smallville is Super-sexy, then I take the show to task for not being sexy enough in a scene, then - in another scene - the show restores my faith in it! At the same time, I say don't make comparisons to Buffy, then I make a comparison to Buffy, but advise you to still take Smallville on its own merits, then last week - for one episode - they do a Buffy/Vampire orientated show! So, in conclusion, SMALLVILLE is SEXY, which is what I said to begin with, er...I think! As for forthcoming episodes, no space left on this subject this week so all the more reason for you to tune in and find out for yourself!
e4, 10pm - The Gift
e4 actually had the balls last week to prom this on air that
Katie Holmes gets her breasts (or words to that effect!) out and displayed a picture from the film, available in full from nudography, of her topless and only in her panties, but covered over her nipples! Tongue in cheek, yes, but darn it! Don't you just love public service broadcasting like that! Therefore, leaving me speechless for a change, which, in all seriousness, at the end of the day, such a scene should do. Catch it again on e4+1, plus also, yet again, on both channels on Friday night.
Friday, February 17Sky Movies 1, 8pm - Alfie
The night for the Sky Movies 1 premiere of the new version of Alfie. The classic sixties version starred the brilliant Michael Caine. Jude Law is the womanising character in this remake, which features ...
Sienna Miller!
Saturday, February 11, 2006
The sexy actress - who bares all in the new 'Basic Instinct' sequel - says she can't believe how much of their breasts young women are prepared to show off when they go out.
Sharon Stone, 47, insists she would much rather walk around nude then squeeze her ample breasts into a push-up bra which distort her boobs.
She fumed to Britain's Esquire magazine: "You look around at women's dresses that are so low cut, you can see acres of boobies. Frankly, I find the acres of shoved-up boobies so much more horrifying than walking across the room nude. One is much more honest whereas the other looks like you have your ass on backwards."
Meanwhile, Stone reportedly refused to use a body double for her steamy sex scenes in 'Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction'.
The blonde beauty - who infamously exposed herself in the interrogation scene in the original film 13 years ago - was determined to shoot the sexy encounters herself and snubbed the offer of a double.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Sexy pop songstress
Willa Ford, who's hit song "I Wanna Be Bad," was a radio mainstay, bares all in a six-page nude pictorial in
Playboy's annual March "Sex and Music" issue, which hits newsstands today.
Not long after her debut album Willa Was Here became a hit, the then 20-year-old singer decided to put her music career on hold. "Music became this corporate world where you have to compromise everything, and I'm uncontrollable," she says. "I was recording in New York, and I got in a cab, called home and said, 'I'm finished. I’m not doing this anymore.' I mean, I had so much more fun taking my clothes off for Playboy than I ever had sitting in a studio writing a song."
Recently Willa focused on her television career and hosted the first season of The Ultimate Fighter. Additional television credits include featured spots on HBO's The Mind of the Married Man, MTV's I Bet You Will, and WB's Raising Dad.
Willa, now 25, has decided to go back to her musical roots and is currently in the studio completing her latest album.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Britney Spears came with her
rapper wannabe husband K-Fed. But as I was trying to mentally remove K-Fed from the picture I noticed he looks better than her. She looks like she is forty.
Other celebs on the pictures are:
Christina Aguilera,
Alyssa Milano,
Teri Hatcher and
Sofia Vergara.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Jessica Alba's 'Into The Blue' co-star wants to have passionate sex with her for the rest of his life. Paul Walker admits he was smitten with the olive-skinned beauty when they shot the movie last year - and was particularly transfixed by her shapely butt.
The heartthrob star told Complex magazine: "Come on, dude, you know what I'm looking at. I couldn't take my eyes off that ass. I'm sorry. She's beautiful. "And she's such a pain in my ass, too. But that's what I love about her." He added: "She's the kind of girl you just want to have angry sex with for the rest of your life because it's just that good."
Thursday, February 9, 2006
Christina Aguilera is going to stop being sexy - so her children won't be embarrassed. The 'Dirrty' singer - who married music executive Jordan Bratman last year - has decided to cover up her curves and tone down her X-rated image.
A friend is quoted in Britain's Now magazine as saying: "Now that she's married, she wants to come across as a more classy performer - she's thinking about her future family. "She and Jordan have been talking about having kids for a long time now and Christina doesn't want to do any videos that could embarrass her kids in later life."
The 25-year-old star is said to be loving married life. The source also revealed: "They're like typical newlyweds. They've pet names for each other - she calls him Jordy and he calls her Maria. "They kiss constantly, cuddle and spend a lot of time together locked in their bedroom."
Thursday, February 9, 2006
Actress
Rachel McAdams got too nervous when she showed up to pose naked for a new Vanity Fair photospread.
According to hollywood.com, McAdams' nervousness cost her a spot on the cover. She was invited to pose naked with British actress
Keira Knightley and
Scarlett Johansson but pulled out at the last minute. The issue's artistic director was designer Tom Ford.
Ford says: "She felt that she'd be fine with it and then she got there and she realised that she really wasn't, and that was fine... She just asked if she could be excluded from the cover."
He adds: "I said to them, 'When you are 70 you are gonna look back and say, 'Thank god for this picture - look how amazing I was'."
Wednesday, February 8, 2006
With award season still under way,
Scarlett Johansson and
Keira Knightley are exchanging ballgowns for birthday suits.
Under the artful eye of photographer Annie Leibovitz, the starlets posed nude for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine's yearly Hollywood issue, to be released Wednesday.
Fashion superstarTom Ford also appears on the cover photo, though he stuck with a more traditional suit -- one of black fabric.
Ford, the issue's guest art director, said he hadn't planned on becoming part of his own project, but he stepped in when "Wedding Crashers" star
Rachel McAdams, 29, backed out.
"She did want to do it, and then when she was on the set I think she felt uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make anybody feel uncomfortable" Ford said Tuesday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
Other Hollywood stars weren't difficult to persuade, Ford said.
"A lot of women actually, a couple of men, too, wanted to take their clothes off," he said. "These are such beautiful people, beautiful women, and who doesn't want to see a bit of them."
Angelina Jolie also got naked for the Hollywood issue, posing in a bathtub. Another shot depicts a fully clothed George Clooney as a director filming a large cast of women wearing skin-tone underwear.
For the cover photo, Knightley, 20, was photographed sitting sideways, with legs and arms carefully placed. The 21-year-old Johansson, draped over Ford's leg, is somewhat more exposed -- readers who open the fold-out cover will see her bare buttocks.
Knightley is currently nominated for a best actress Oscar for her performance in "Pride & Prejudice." Johansson co-starred this year in Woody Allen's "Match Point."
Tuesday, February 7, 2006
Fans of Australian singer
Dannii Minogue were left stunned after the singer's recent romp with a naked female lap-dancer at a London club was caught on tape by the CCTV security camera in the club.
According to a source, while at the 'Puss In Boots' club,
Kylie Minogue's little sister indulged in a sex romp with a busty blonde stripper in full view of the club's other visitors.
“Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor,” NewsoftheWorld quoted the source, as saying.
“I can't believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere-I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy,” the source added.