Monday, February 6, 2006

Another
Paris Hilton nip slip. All these wardrobe malfunctions are getting a bit boring by now. It would be more fun to see her wearing a bra by now.
Sunday, February 5, 2006
Monday, February 6th
e4, 9pm - Smallville
After my slight argument at the lack of sex, in what you could show in a sex scene on this sort of show, between Clark and Lana, last Mondays episode certainly made up for things with the "
Erica Durance bikini special!" The characters and story are taking shape for this series, but its still not too late to take an interest and sometimes get a bonus (or two!) like in last weeks episode.
Sci-Fi Channel, 10.10pm - Angel Heart
Dark cult classic with Mickey Rourke. When it comes to breasts, I'm fairly open minded - except for the grossly over-large XL size (so you wont catch me looking at The Sport newspaper!). Small can be beautiful though, especially in this case illustrated perfectly by Cosby Show bad girl, the very cool
Lisa Bonet. This can be a fairly disturbing and gruesome film though, so if that's not to your taste, it might be worth some personal editing just to witness a stunning looking woman with surprisingly gorgeous little breasts and the most superb nipples to bite on!
Thursday, February 9thPlayboy One, 11.35pm - Playmate
Sadly, Playboy One still cant promise us celeb packed Playboys Babes in its "regular" midnight slot every night. However, this may make up for matters slightly as this programme is a best of
Pamela Anderson with Playboy.
Friday, February 10thSci-Fi Channel, 10pm - Species III
Okay, probably not as good as what went before, but still good for some female nudity in this sci-fi horror. Nudity from
Sunny Mabrey and
Amelia Cooke.
Saturday, February 11the4, 9pm (and an hour later on e4+1) - 100 Greatest Sexy Moments
Whether you have already seen it or not, whether you agree with the public choice or not - IT DOESN'T MATTER! THIS IS A MUST WATCH! The greatest sexy moments in film and TV, its near enough all in here! I can say no more, but enjoy!
Finally, following on from a couple of stories I told you about a while back:
* Sky Movies 10 is now up and running and with Sky Movies 9, is now showing 12 and, in particular, 15 certificate films on PIN protection from 5pm and before 8pm every day. Worth keep an eye on that development.
* The second series of Denis Learys New York, firefighting, adult drama Rescue Me, is scheduled to start on Sky One at 10pm on Feb 26. (Start watching for the promos, once the new series of 24 has kicked off!)
Also, great news Stateside of a series four for The L Word this week. After much digging around, it appears we may expect to see series three on living TV this Summer. Although looking outside at the moment, that seems a long way off still.
Sunday, February 5, 2006
Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of
undress, are among a trove of the celebutante's personal effects that
have found their way into the hands of a broker aiming to sell them.
David Hans Schmidt, known for handling deals involving celebrity porn, is trying to
auction off Hilton's belongings, which had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.
The pricetag? $20 million.
Schmidt told the Los Angeles Times the items include 18 diaries
in which Hilton recounts past sexual dalliances, celebrity encounters
and other adventures. Also included are photographs of Hilton at "wild
parties" on yachts and in private homes, as well as her computers,
clothing, videos and furniture.
Schmidt declined to describe the diaries' contents but said
they include "everything that would be dear to a woman's heart —
relationships, personal feelings, sex, love, breakups, sexual
experiences — all those little things that make up a little girl's
life. Her deepest, darkest secrets."
Saturday, February 4, 2006
Carmen Electra thinks about sex every eight seconds, and is addicted to orgasms, the former Baywatch babe confesses in a 'Loaded' magazine interview.
The brunette stunner admits she is so obsessed with sex she has it constantly on the brain.
She told Loaded magazine:
"I'm addicted to orgasms. For like two minutes it feels like you're leaving your body. There's nothing like it." Isn't everyone pretty much addicted to orgasms?
"I once said I think about (sex) every six seconds. So, America thinks I'm sex-crazed. It's more like eight seconds."
Carmen has also confessed she is attracted to "dangerous" men.
The stunning actress, who was previously married to 'Celebrity Big Brother' star Dennis Rodman, claims she has always dated bad boys because they are exciting.
She added:
"I'm attracted to people who are dangerous. But I'm a good girl. I just like being around dangerous people who get me into trouble."
There's More:
“I get a lot of women trying to pick me up and women can be more attractive than men. I like that, I love girls.”
Friday, February 3, 2006

The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that the long-awaited new Bond film, Casino Royale, with James Bond as a 28-year old with no Q and no gadgets, is still missing a Bond Girl and a major villain. With shooting to begin February 27th, Sony Pictures has cause for concern that two major characters have yet to be cast.
Although
Thandie Newton screentested over a month ago for the Bond Girl role, several Hollywood starlets such as
Angelina Jolie,
Charlize Theron, and
Sienna Miller have already declined the role. The latest name in the mix is
Rachel McAdams, star of Mean Girls and Red Eye. Recently, McAdams said:
"I want to try a lot of things that I haven't tried. You know, I did a thriller "Red Eye", because it was so different and it was a genre I hadn't worked in yet. Then I did a beautiful family ensemble drama. And next? I don't know. The quality of material is important, but, basically, I'm open to anything. I like to stay open to anything."
Friday, February 3, 2006

What's the greatest discovery of our time? Today I'm definitely going
with Telephoto lens... Though I'm pretty sure
Elle Macpherson wouldn't agree.
Friday, February 3, 2006

The sequel to erotic thriller Basic Instinct has been given an R rating in the US, after several sexy scenes were cut. Basic Instinct 2, which sees
Sharon Stone reprising her role as novelist Catherine Trammell, was originally hit with an NC-17 rating, meaning 17s and over could see it unaccompanied by an adult. But the movie has since been edited by director Michael Caton-Jones and editor John Scott to allow for a younger audience. A Sony spokesman tells the New York Daily News, "It is a hard R. It's a graphic psychological thriller. The official MPAA designation is, 'Strong sexuality, nudity, violence, language and some drug content.'" The film sees Tramell seduce a criminal psychologist played by David Morrissey.
Thursday, February 2, 2006

If this continues we will have to report on "The L Word" nudity weekly from now on. Caps are from episode 3x05 (Lifeline) due out February 5th and 3x06 (Lifesize) which will be aired on February 12th. If you'll check out these two episodes you will be rewarded with nudity from
Leisha Hailey,
Katherine Moennig,
Lauren Lee Smith,
Erin Daniels and
Sarah Shahi.
Thanks to Mr. Blonde for this caps.
Wednesday, February 1, 2006

Oscar nominations are out and I just wanted to check out if there is
any nudity in these Oscar nominees. Turns out there's plenty, which
gets me thinking that the people choosing the nominations are pretty
horny and single. I hope I am right about this, because it means we
will definitely see more nudity in years to come.
The movie with the most nominations(8) - Brokeback Mountain, has some
male and female nudity. Although we get to see
Anne Hathaway and
Michelle Williams breasts, the scenes are pretty short. But the movie is great
for male nudity. You can definitely see a lot of Jake Gyllenhaal and
Heath Ledger (probably more than most of us want to).
Another movie nominated for Best picture is Crash in which
Jennifer Esposito shows us her left breast and side of body while doing Don
Cheadle.
Also nominated for best picture is Steven Spielberg's Munich. Although
Marie-Josée Croze shows us pretty much everything, she gets shot before
she can reveal anything. By the time she is nude, she is covered in
blood, so definitely not the movie to watch for nudity.
Other nominations
Best actor - Terrence Howard for Hustle & Flow (2005) - We get to see
Taryn Manning breast
Best actress -
Felicity Huffman for Transamerica (2005) - Full frontal
lying in a tub. You'll be relieved to know she is a natural redhead
Best supporting actor - William Hurt for A History of Violence (2005)
- You get to see a lot of
Maria Bello when she opens up her robe, but
the scene is very short.
Best Supporting actress -
Rachel Weisz for The Constant Gardener
(2005) - She's lying in a bathtub but the water is blurry so we don't
get to see much, however her breasts do peek out a little.
Wednesday, February 1, 2006

Askmen.com released their annual Top 99 Most Desirable Women list. It
is compiled by the readers and staff of AskMen.com, ranking the females
that have been collectively deemed the year’s most alluring. 2.5
million reader votes were cast for the 2006 version of the list. At the
top of the list this year is
Jessica Alba, a choice I definitely agree
with.
According to Askmen.com, the Top 10 Most Desirable Women are:
1.
Jessica Alba
2.
Sienna Miller
3.
Angelina Jolie
4.
Adriana Lima
5.
Maria Menounos
6.
Charlize Theron
7.
Jessica Biel
8. Amerie
9.
Natalie Portman
10.
Eva Longoria
Check out the rest of the list here.