Sunday, April 30thQ - FHM TV, 6pm-8.15pm - FHM 100 Sexiest: The Singers
A countdown of the hottest singers, from that "authoritative bible" that is the FHM 100 sexiest list. Introduced by Keeley. So who is No1? Kylie? Jessica? Holly? Any of them? Where did they finish? Are they in or out? I'm not letting on! Damn! You'll just have to tune in and find out painfully sifting your way through it yourself on a lazy Sunday, you lucky viewer you!
Monday, May 1st - Wednesday, May 3rditv1 from 9pm each night - The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded and then, on the Wednesday, The Matrix Revolutions
So what did you make of it? Did you follow the intricate storyline? Were you blown away by the special effects? Don't worry, you don't have to answer all that. What it did lack though,when you have to consider this is a celebrity nudity site and the films two main characters were played by Keanu Reeves and - more importantly to me -
Carrie-Anne Moss, was that little bit more flesh, shall we say. They have their very hot, sexy, erotic clinch, but just that liiiiittle bit more from Carrie would have been nice! Well, you have to make it through the film censors and get a decent certificate too, I suppose. Check it out again, if you can fight your way through the sci-fi chat and, on these occasions being itv, adverts and news breaks that interrupt the flow. Enough bitchin'! They're excellent films, but not so much for nudity.
Thursday, May 4thPlayboy One, 2.30am - Cover Girls Uncovered
A profile of Jo Guest.
Saturday, May 6thBBC 1, 10pm - American Beauty
If you're not getting lost in Lost over one4, then its very worth watching this Oscar-winning drama with Kevin Spacey and
Annette Bening again, about a man (Spacey) sick of his job and failing marriage.
Thora Birch and
Mena Suvari may just catch your attention too!
Finally for this week, on the music front we were quick to tell you about Pinks sexy and controversial video for "Stupid Girls" when it was released, now I'm turning the attention on
Dannii Minogues new track "So Under Pressure". The track itself is pretty standard successful dance formula, but watch out for the vid on the music channels - it really is hot stuff, with Dannii keeping up the Minogue family tradition in Kylies absence. The immediate thing I found under pressure was my boxers elastic! What is she doing with that snake?! Very
Nastassja Kinski! (No I wont say she can come and play withmine anytime!) She also looks a bit like those famous women that served as pin-ups in the 40s and 50s, with that superb figure of hers in a swimsuit and lush red lips and long dark curled hair look. Ill stop there!
Of course, there is also an alternative to FHM TV, just to remind you and balance things out where you can see such videos. Its MinX, Chart Show TV channel, 10pm-5.30/6am every day, but not Monday.