Sunday, March 26th
Bravo, 10pm (or an hour later on +1, if you're like me and find it clashes with Rescue Me!) - Alias
So, this is it. Season five, the final season of sexy spy drama Alias,
starring
Jennifer Garner. As I said, last week, make the most of
things, 'cause by all accounts this season-its Jen and "bump" as shes
had her pregnancy written into the script (so less sexy underwear and
bikini shots I fear-boohoo!) The original episode order has been scaled
down too apparently, but we are promised a "big finish" for this once
mighty show.
Sky Movies 2, 9.30pm - Closer
Seduction and lust and featuring
Julia Roberts and
Natalie Portman.
Apparently, the bits we'd really like to see of Nat on this site no
longer exist...excuse me...DAMN!
Wednesday, March 29th
Playboy One, 4.30am - Playboy's Babes
Admittedly a little early, but the description reads rather interesting
- "From The Real World to Survivor, your favourite small-screen stars
have extended their moment in the limelight by posing for Playboy". On
for an hour, could be good.
Thursday, March 30th
Playboy One, 1.30am - Playboy's Babes
Part one of former Playmate of the Year-turned-movie star
Shannon Tweed.
Channel 4, 10pm - Basic Instinct
The new film has a tough act to follow the 1992 original, although
Sharon Stone still looks very good from what little I personally have
seen of the trailers so far. Here is the original, with Sharon in
almost every possible naked pose you could dream of throughout, plus
that superb bit when
Jeanne Tripplehorn (great name!) has her top
opened and her bra yanked out the way, before some serious feasting on
her gorgeous wobbling globes, in Paul Verhoeven's thriller of a cop who
gets dangerously close to a bisexual murder suspect.
Sky Cinema 2, 9pm - 5x2:Cinq Fois Deux
A premiere of a sexy, original French drama from the director of
Swimming Pool, which you can catch again straight after (at 10.35pm) on
the same channel, which stars
Charlotte Rampling and
Ludivine Sagnier
in this sexually explicit French drama.
Saturday, April 1st
Sky Movies 1, 11.25pm - Stealing Beauty
You'd be an April Fool to miss
Liv Tyler as a young American girl
experiencing a sexual awakening one summer in Tuscany. Beautifully
shot, beautiful actress. Especially arousing when she slips her white
panties off in one scene.