Sunday, January 1FX, 11.55pm (FX+ at 1.55am) - Under Siege
The first of Steven Seagal's "one man show" against the bad guys, this time on a battleship, in this action thriller. Assistance (and memorable nudity!) comes from ex-Playboy and Baywatch babe
Erika Eleniak who makes a superb entrance by popping up (and well and truly out!) of a giant cake as a stripper!
Monday, January 2Film Four,10pm (Film Four+1, an hour later!) - Monsters Ball
Now starting to do the rounds on our screens, having already been through the Sky movies system. Oscar winner
Halle Berry is a Deep South widow who starts a romance with a racist prison guard. Some of Halle's sex scenes in this are not only the best by a top actress in a mainstream movie in recent times, but arguably ever. She has a superb body and gives it her all. If you are not automatically turned on by her, seek help! If this is not in your own personal celebrity nudity collection, you need it in it. I think you know what I'm saying by now!
Tuesday, January 3Channel 4, 1.05am - City of Industry
If you have the stamina to stay up, catch
Lucy Liu doing a spot of topless pole dancing in this crime movie which turns to revenge involving the main characters.
Wednesday, January 4 at 11pm and Thursday, January 5 at 9pmitv2 - 40 Days and 40 Nights
Enjoyable Josh Hartnett sex comedy. Yes, it has nudity, but to be honest the most beautiful thing to me in it was a clothed co-star
Shannyn Sossamon! This talented actress nearly disappeared without trace since, but resurfaced thankfully in 2005.
Friday, January 6Q - FHM TV, 6pm - We Salute You...
Gwen StefaniOn the subject of last year, what a year it was for the No Doubt singer as her solo career kicked on. Now it appears shes going to be working on an even more personal project as she informs us of her pregnancy recently. Catch this tribute.
Saturday, January 7Sky Two, 12pm - Dream Team
From Dream On, on this page previously, to Dream Team! I cant stand soaps or Footballers Wives I'm afraid, but there is something about this usually Sunday night drama with a cult following, now in its ninth series, which got me hooked! Its easy to fall into and centres around a fantasy Premiership football club - Harchester United. By the magic of TV, you actually see them play Man Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal etc! It maybe its because its an interesting concept, more likely its the hot scenes before nine o' clock on sky one on a Sunday night and the budding, young actresses they employ! Like, for example, football agent Chloe Tyler - played by the stunning
Julie Healy. She was seen in a recent episode draped naked across her bed, only covering her most intimate areas with a sheet! A real determined, focused character too! OK, in general, the entire casts standard of acting maybe questioned at times, but give it a chance!
* Don't forget to double check all times nearer broadcast to avoid any late changes.