Sunday, December 18FX, 10pm - Body of Evidence
A bit of a turkey, but featuring a cracker, well, it is Christmas! Turkey, as it followed the glorious trail created by Basic Instinct, and that's a bit of a shame as it features the acting talents of Willem Dafoe. Cracker, because it features the second best thing
Madonna does, which sadly isn't acting behind singing - its getting naked! Remember, we are talking about a woman whom probably half the male population of the world lusted after at one time and a sex icon at the end of the 20th century.
Tuesday, December 20itv2, 12.40am - True Lies
Well worth another watch is this big-budget, action movie. In particular for one of recent movie history's sexiest moments and yet not exposing the best bits! Proof, that sometimes leaving your sexy undies ON, can still have a gob smacking effect on the male audience! I am, of course, referring to
Jamie Lee Curtis' extremely hot and provocative dance scene for husband Arnold Schwarzenegger in her pursuit for a more exciting life! Also, watch out for supporting roles from bad girl
Tia Carrere and Jamie and Arnie's daughter - a young
Eliza Dushku, of Buffy and Tru Calling fame. "...I'll be back!", as someone once said, some ten years on they were still talking of a second film on the web sites!
Sky movies 5, 2.25am - Frida
If you're not working the next day, STAY UP AND WATCH THIS FILM! If you are working, make sure you record it! Its a fascinating biopic of which the main character is played, to the full, by the stunning
Salma Hayek. In this film Salma is fully committed to the role, including nudity and plenty of it from her! The best scene maybe brief, but is worth waiting for near the end as she has a lesbian sex scene with a "
Josephine Baker" type character, giving herself a lot of pleasure and excitement on a bed! Salma's gorgeous little form with mouthwatering orbs isn't the only pleasure to look out for. You're also treated to a superb glimpse of the very sweet, naked ass of Alias actress
Mía Maestro as she engages in a sex scene. Like i said, NOT to be missed.
Thursday, December 22BBC 1, 9pm - Bend it like Beckham
Entertainment for all the family and a film that contains important messages.
Keira Knightley though, running around, training, in a sports bra - now surely this IS football heaven! Also, keep an eye out for the voluptuous figure of ex-All Saint and team mate Shazney Lewis.
Sky one, 10.30pm - Angelina: Saint or Sinner?
Another chance to see this portrait of the extremely popular actress, which includes contributions from ex-girlfriend
Jenny Shimizu.
Sky Cinema 2, 10.35pm - Swimming Pool
Film in which Charlotte Ramplings character is intrigued by the character of
Ludivine Sagnier. A sexually explicit drama, of which you are now more than intrigued about!
Friday, December 23Sky movies 1, 8pm - Layer Cake
The premiere of gangland thriller, featuring scantily clad and highly desirable
Sienna Miller.
Merry Christmas and a Happy Nude year, don't forget to double check times