Here are nudity highlights for 2007
starting with January.
Looks like January is the month for releasing
your sex tapes. If you have any in your stash, releasing them in January would
give you full year coverage by celebrity tabloids for sure. Thus a couple of new celebrity sex tapes were
released in January.
UK’s glamour model Keeley Hazell was a new
addition to the list of celebrities with sex tapes. She was probably the last
person on Earth you’d expect to see in a sex video but collective wishful
thinking makes wonders. Although to be honest Keeley’s sex tape was a bit of a disappointment.
I mean, what kind of person makes a sex tape with Keeley and doesn’t tit fuck
her or at least takes off her bra during sex? (link)
Paris Hilton decided it was time to catch
up with Pamela Anderson at the top of the list with her second sex tape Actually
it was a bunch of explicit private videos and belongings from a self storage
facility that Paris forgot to pay for and then all her belongings were auctioned
to the highest bidder. (link).
In January rumours were getting louder and
louder that Paris Hilton’s friend Kim Kardashian might also have a sex tape.
Rumours became reality in April when the sex tape finally hit the web. (link)
I guess 2007 will also be known as the year
of Paparazzi photographers and I imagine next year will only get worse for
celebrities around the world. Celebrity stalking became a national sport and suddenly
things like celebrities pumping gas, getting a cup of coffee or buying a new
sweater became the headlines. With celebrities being tracked around the clock suddenly
one’s hobby to catalogue these appearances is turned in to a hell as you can’t
keep track of all the semi naked celebrities posted around the web on a daily
basis.
Anyway, In January paparazzi photographers
caught Mena Suvari topless sunbathing (link), Ashlee Simpson experienced a
little nip slip while swimming (link), Paris Hilton had a little boob oops while checking
out her dented car (link), Kate Moss was caught topless at the beach as was Rebecca Loos (link).
More interesting movies with nudity
released in January included Clubland with young Australina model turned actress
Emma Booth (link), Epic Movie with Audra Lynn and Heather Storm (link), Never Forever with Vera Farmiga and Le
Fantome du Lac with Linda Hardy who once held the title of Miss France.
There wasn’t much celebrity nudity in January’s
magazines. Playboy’s January issue promised a nude pictorial with Pamlea Anderson, but photos turned out to be from some older photoshoot Pamela did for
photographer Sante D'Orazio.
This is it for January’s celebrity nudity highlights,
the rest will follow up on a daily basis.