The papers have been all over the shoot for ITV's '
Belle Du Jour,'
starring
Billie Piper, like acne on the face of a particularly greasy
teenager. And it's not really too surprising that they have been, given
Piper's history as juvenile popstar, Chris Evans' child bride and
forner star of the succesful revival of Doctor Who.
However, while the hairy-palmed onanists have been able to please
themselves in their own sordid ways over the paparazzi photos of Piper
dressed as 'Belle,' the high-class call girl on whose book the ITV
drama is based, they have a lot more to look forward to once the drama
is actually aired.
'Belle Du Jour' will be sure to be score high in the ratings for one
simple reason. It marks Piper's first ever full-frontal nude scene. I
recommend you buy shares in Kleenex now.