You might have noticed that I included
Bill Gates appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show among Celebs on talk shows. I occasionally add names of interest to me, as a reminder to check the interview later. So, a few random thoughts after watching it.
The comments are turned off, well that sucks. Like/dislike ratio 53% aye vs 47% nay out of some 20K votes at time of writing this. Ellen seems to be the worst interviewer ever, not one coherent question, so
Portia de Rossi had to chime in at the end... to ask what was just asked a second earlier… and a film from Chernobyl started rolling in my head. “What was the exposure to the virus? 3.6 mol, sir! “3.6 mol, not great, not terrible”.
I had some other random thoughts. Like when Gates said that his organization donated $100 million to fight this epidemic. I know from the news that governments around the world are handing out “free money” to prevent the total economic collapse. But a private organization? I think it’s called an investment in normal world.
In the end what I got out of it is that things won't go back to normal until we get a vaccine or a therapeutic that is 95% effective, but we have to assume that that will be at least 18 months from now.
So, my ever-sceptical inner voice, apparently called anima, wondered what a vaccine would look like if a guy with software development background would be involved in manufacturing and selling such a thing.
I think the shadow took over from anima there and came up with a few potential scenarios:
October 2021, CV19 vaccine released
- CV19 cumulative update, November 2021
-updates an issue with constant headaches, tiredness, fever and muscle aches
- CV19 cumulative update, January 2022
-Fixes swelling, itching or a hard lump at the injection site
Known issues in this update
Symptom: headaches when exposed to sun for a longer period of time
Workaround: #workathome
- CV19 hotfix, March 2022 (affects at least 1 in 10,000 people)
second part of XX chromosome would be partially erased X->Y;
solution: special hormone therapy or gender reassignment therapy needed to rectify the situation.
- CV19 2.0 pre-release build available for testing, April 2020
-upgrade from solution based to microchip-based administration of the vaccine
-experimental geo-tracking available
-fixed out of memory problems in some patients with pre-conditions
-fixed black out issue (black screen of death) in some patients with certain pre-conditions
-fixed loss of smell issue when exposed to virus for prolonged time
- June 2022, CV20 vaccine release
-mainstream support for CV19 vaccine ends as it is no longer effective against 2022-nCoV virus.
-switched from health insurance coverage to personal yearly subscription model which includes all vaccine updates as long as membership is paid for
Full disclosure, I am not an anti-vaxer, been vaccinated against everything... except stupidity maybe. More
Portia at Mr. Skin.
