Starting 2006 Nudity Highlights series, I'll try to post a short summary of each month each day in next twelve days.
The biggest nude celebrity news in
January was the release of Colin Farrell’s and Nicole Narain sex tape. This
story has been cooking for quite a while. Apparently Nicole Narain was a little
short on cash and she decided to sell the tape and make some money.
After a long wait movie BloodRayne,
another Uwe Boll addition to IMDB bottom 100 chart, was released. I think the
only reason why anybody would want to see this movie is to see Kristanna Loken's boobs. This is what some reviewer had to say about it:
While we are on the subject of nude
scenes in a movie, we can't go past Katie Holmes nude scene in movie Thank You for
Smoking. At the screening of the movie at the Sundance Film Festival the
director Jason Reitman got up to let the audience know that a scene was missing
from the film. Not just any scene, but a Katie Holmes sex scene. According to
Jason, there was a "projection error in Los Angeles" that resulted in
that scene being trimmed from the second reel.
As soon as this got out there were
speculations everywhere that Tom Cruise had something to do with this. As you
would expect form aspiring director, who wants to get somewhere in Hollywood,
Jason Reitman denied the whole thing.
As for nudity on TV we were still
limited to TV Show "The L Word". We could see nude scenes from Lauren Lee Smith, and also some almost nude scenes by Sarah Shahi, Katherine Moennig
and Erin Daniels.
Other notable nude appearances on the
big and small screen in January were Heidi Hawking flashing her big boobs in
movie Grandma’s Boy, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude in SherryBaby, Natassia Malthe in
Chaos, Roxane Mesquida in
Sheitan, Sophia Myles nude in Art
School Confidential, Susie Porter topless in RAN and Vera Farmiga flashed her
pubic hairs and great ass in movie Running Scared.
January also saw the start of UK reality
show Celeb Big Brother. But the contestants were more or less unknown
celebrities. Among them was Chantelle Houghton, Paris Hilton lookalike and
eventually a winner of the show. But the great news is, she already did some
nudity before the show.
Paparazzi photographers caught model
Jordan nude at a launch party of another nightclub in Dublin. Since Jordan aka
Katie Price is expert at showing her big boobs it was a small task for her to
flash her tits at people standing in front of the nightclub. She decided to
flash her rack and jumpstart the party at the club. She even went as far as
showing the top of her Brazilian wax pussy job with a cute heart picture tattoo
at the top of her pussy.
Paparazzi photographers also caught
couple of German stars Verona Feldbusch and Sonya Kruase during a nip slip
moment in January.
January also brought an embarrassing
moment to Scarlett Johansson. She was left red faced at the Golden Globe Awards
where TV reporter Isaac Mizrahi fondled her left boob while he was interviewing
her. The funny thing is she didn't slap the man, which makes me want to
interview her too...
And in other news Paris Hilton refused
an invitation to strip for Playboy. I don't know why Hugh Hefner wants to pay
her at all. Just have a paparazzi follow her for a day and I'm sure they will
have enough nudity for a whole spread. Anyway, her refusal to strip for Playboy
sparked an interest in director Rajeevnath who offered her a role of Mother
Theresa in his upcoming biopic. Hopefully by now somebody sent him a great
flick One Night in Paris and he realized that she is as fit to play Mother
Theresa as Charlie Sheen is fit to play a Pope.
Playboy magazine also had two nice nude
celebrity pictorials in January. One was in US issue of Playboy magazine where
sports newscaster Lisa Guerrero put her massive boobs on display. Other
interesting nude Playboy pictorial was featured in January issue of Dutch
Playboy magazine where Rebecca Loos, ex personal assistant of soccer player
David Beckham, showed her private parts. As it turned out Rebecca took the job
of personal assistant to literally and occasionally also had to take care of
David Beckham's balls.
There were also rumours on the net that
Jennifer Love Hewitt is thinking about posing for Playboy. Squeaky clean hottie
feels she is losing film roles because of her image and may be willing to bare
all for a centerfold spread. We can only hope this is true...
Other notable nude appearances in January’s
magazines were Pamela David in Paparazzi, Keeley Hazell topless in Loaded, Magda Gomes and Tara Moss nude in Italian Maxim.