Janet Jackson is determined to put her breast foot forward in the video for her new single,
So Excited.
The pop diva, who once shocked the world – nay, the universe – by accidentally bearing a breast at the Superbowl, has decided to repeat the performance in her latest offering.
But she never displays a nipple.
Somehow, one of the more stable Jacksons appears without clothes in a number of shots, but quickly and cleverly keeps her nude breasts under wraps.
Yet despite this innovative attempt at headline grabbing, not everyone is impressed.
"You'd think she'd have learned from that whole (Super Bowl) debacle. The girl just can't help herself," one naysayer neighed.