Wanna see
Lindsay Lohan in Playboy? Well, too bad. As long as those hot Herbie the Love Bug scripts keep pouring in, you can expect Miss Blowhan to remain properly clothed. However, you may be able to see the next best thing in the buff. No, not
Paris Hilton. No, no, not
Nicole Richie either. Not
Hilary Duff. No, not Wilmer Valderr--oh for the love of Christ, we're talking about her mom.
Dina Lohan, the perfectly crapgasmic 44-year-old Long Island stage mom who, oddly enough, accompanies her rapidly-shrinking daughter to various unsavory nightclubs and parties, is rumored to be more than willing to peel down for the skin mag. A mysterious, faceless source tells Star: "Dina has long dreamt of a photo shoot in the magazine and has even submitted her pictures to editors several times over the years." However, Dina's rep (she has a rep? Good gravy, why?) snaps back, "It's absolutely not true. This is the first Dina has heard of it. She has never pitched Playboy. If she's approached, she will decline." But why? God knows that posing did wonders for Jaid Barrymore's career.