Does
Jordan have the secret to keeping the spark in a marriage?
She and hubby Peter Andre book out windows for sex in their work diaries.
The glamour girl, mum and prolific author - she's just penned her second autobiography - also recommends a bit of al fresco loving...
"If we're mucking out the horses in our stables," she reveals, "Peter can suddenly pull me down on the straw, into his arms and peel off my jodhpurs before I can catch my breath."
We're thinking that Jordan - real name Katie Price - could also have a bash at a Mills & Boon with that kind of talk.
"But it isn't all about wild fantasies or fast, passionate sex," she's keen to point out. "Often, at the end of an exhausting day I just want to lie in Peter's arms.
"I've had men who loved me as Jordan, who fantasised over my image or my body. But no one has loved me for who I really am - Katie Price."
Jordan: A Whole New World, follows Katie's last bestselling autobiography and charts the whirlwind developments since she left the I'm A Celeb jungle, where she and Pete met.
And while Jordan may have her, ahem, knockers, we think it's lovely she's found the man of her dreams, pink wedding and all.
"At Christmas he put hundreds of fairy lights in the garden," she says, "spelling 'I love you Katie' in giant letters."
You may mock, but find us one girl whose heart wouldn't melt.