Tara Palmer-Tomkinson once got locked outside her house naked in the middle of the night.
The British socialite was so embarrassed she put a traffic cone over her head so no one would recognise her.
Tara revealed to Britain's Heat magazine: "I recently got locked out of my house naked at midnight. I put a bollard on my head and ran to the shop, wrapped in a doormat!" A bollard?
The TV presenter also praised former love Robbie Williams, insisting he wooed her with his amazing compliments and chat-up lines.
She said: "I get chatted up lots, but the best person at it ever is Robbie Williams, because he's lovely. He's been to the right charm school, and he got a good result."