Why a former Playboy playmate would have a no-nudity clause in her film contract is a mystery on par with who killed JFK or the true identity of Jandek, but
Jenny McCarthy's got one. And she's breakin' it.
Although she has heretofore not shown her ample assets in non-Playboy fare, Jenny broke her no-n00dz rule for her new self-penned movie, Dirty Love. "After weighing 200 pounds when I was pregnant, I wanted to show off my shit. I realized, 'You know what? I love being hot,'" she wisely mused. "One day on the set I said, 'John, I've been thinking about foreign sales, and there needs to be some tits. But I don't want it to be gratuitous. There has to be a laugh behind it.' So I said to
Carmen Electra before filming started, 'Listen, my boob's going to fall out in this scene and I want you to say, 'Girl, your big ol' titty's hanging out.' I'll do anything as long as it doesn't make people vomit." Jenny is no dummy--she knows that if there's anything Europeans love more than hairy armpits and leather pants, it's boobs. Now, if she had only incorporated all three of those things into her movie, she coulda won a César.