According to Maxim Radio's The Manertainment Report, Ashton Kutcher lost his cell phone, which contains over 30 pictures of
Demi Moore and himself nude, and it is now being held hostage by a French taxi driver.
The driver wants $1 Million or says he will sell the pictures, damn French. Ashton left his phone in the cab while on vacation in April, and don't worry I won't make a lame Dude, where is my phone joke.
The question is, does anyone care about a naked 44-year-old Demi Moore and even more, does anyone want to see Ashton Kutcher naked?
The phone also has a lot of celebrity phone numbers, so even if the world would rather not see the two in their B-day suits, the phone numbers may be enough to make Ashton pay up. Maybe all the celebrities in his phone who want their numbers to stay private can all chip in and pay the ransom to get it back.