The biggest nude celebrity news in January was the release of Colin Farrell and his then-girlfriend, Nicole Narain sex tape. This story has been cooking for quite a while. Apparently Nicole Narain was a little short on cash and she decided to sell the tape and make some money. The tape, which was made about two years ago, was set for a release in July 2005. But as soon as Colin Farrell found out about it, he managed to score a temporary injunction against Nicole Narain to prevent her, along with her business partners, from selling their 15-minute sex tape. I don't know if Nicole eventually made any money, but the tape was available for download on all file sharing networks in the middle of January and I must say it wasn't worth the wait. It’s definitely one of the funniest celebrity sex videos I've seen so far. It's hilarious when Nicole performs a blowjob and like three times ends up with Colin's pubic hair between her teeth. And Colin makes such funny remarks during the sex tape, much funnier then that coke addict Sizemore. Quality is rather low and Colin's acting is way better than his directing he can't even hold a camera still. Even though the tape was released, Colin is still suing Nicole and not only that. He is now claiming that Candace Smith, a former "Price Is Right" model, conspired to peddle a 15-minute sex tape featuring Farrell and former Playmate Nicole Narain. But now that the tape is out, who cares.... After a long wait movie BloodRayne, another Uwe Boll addition to IMDB bottom 100 chart, was released. I think the only reason why anybody would want to see this movie is to see Kristanna Loken's great breasts. This is what some reviewer had to say about it: "Oh, and this movie has one of the most unnecessary and gratuitous sex scenes I have ever seen. Seriously, there's no budding attraction between the two leads, there's nothing that can prepare you for it. It's just this rough sex scene with no place in the movie, just for a chance to see Kristanna Loken's breasts. They are lovely, believe me, but you feel a little embarrassed for her. It didn't help that she sat a few rows ahead of me, either. " While we are on the subject of nude scenes in a movie, we can't go past Katie Holmes nude scene in movie Thank You For Smoking. At the screening of the movie at the Sundance Film Festival the director Jason Reitman got up to let the audience know that a scene was missing from the film. Not just any scene, but a Katie Holmes sex scene. According to Jason, there was a "projection error in Los Angeles" that resulted in that scene being trimmed from the second reel. As soon as this got out there were speculations everywhere that Tom Cruise had something to do with this. As you would expect form aspiring director, who wants to get somewhere in Hollywood, Jason Reitman denied the whole thing. But I guess we are all still having hard time believing Tom Cruise wouldn't protect his girlfriend and the mother of the new Jesus Christ of Scientology, who incidentally will be named after the founder of Scientology. As for nudity on TV we are still limited to TV Show "The L Word". We could see nude scenes from Lauren Lee Smith, and also some almost nude scenes by Sarah Shahi, Katherine Moennig and Erin Daniels. January also saw the start of UK reality show Celeb Big Brother. But the contestants were not all celebrities. Among them was one Chantelle Houghton, Paris Hilton lookalike and eventually a winner of the show. But the great news is, she already did some nudity before the show. Don't you just love when you discover some celebrity and you find out she already did some great nudity? Paparazzi photographers caught model Jordan nude at a launch party of another nightclub in Dublin. Since Jordan aka Katie Price is expert at showing her big boobs it was a small task for her to flash her tits at people standing in front of the nightclub. She decided to flash her rack and jumpstart the party at the club. She even went as far as showing the top of her Brazilian wax pussy job with a cute heart picture tattoo at the top of her pussy. January also brought an embarrassing moment to Scarlett Johansson. She was left red faced at the Golden Globe Awards where TV reporter Isaac Mizrahi fondled her left boob while he was interviewing her. The funny thing is she didn't slap the man, which makes me wanna interview her all the time... And in other news Paris Hilton refused an invitation to strip for Playboy. I don't know why Hugh Hefner wants to pay her at all. Just have a paparazzi follow her for a day and I'm sure they will have enough nudity for a whole spread. Anyway, her refusal to strip for Playboy sparked an interest in director Rajeevnath who offered her a role of Mother Theresa in his upcoming biopic. Hopefully by now somebody sent him a great flick One night in Paris and he realized that she is as fit to play Mother Theresa as Tom Cruise is to raise a child. Playboy magazine also had two nice nude celebrity pictorials in January. One was in US issue of Playboy magazine where sports newscaster Lisa Guerrero put her massive boobs on display. Other interesting nude Playboy pictorial was featured in January issue of Dutch Playboy magazine where Rebecca Loos, ex personal assistant of soccer player David Beckham, showed her private parts. As it turned out Rebecca took the job of personal assistant to literally and occasionally also had to take care of David Beckham's balls. There were also rumors on the net that Jennifer Love Hewitt is thinking about posing for Playboy. Squeaky clean hottie feels she is losing film roles because of her image and may be willing to bare all for a centerfold spread. We can only hope this is true...